Tuesday, February 28, 2012

I Think I Know What Happens After They Get Into The Cab Together...

...They are heading back to the hotel to braid each others hair and talk about cute boys. Oh! Pillow Fight!

Monday, February 13, 2012

I Really Need To Keep A Supply of These Pictures On My Phone For Just Such An Occasion

mobile phone texting autocorrect - Flipping the Bird
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In related news, I made the Fail Blog Autocowrecks Front Page!  Whoo hoo!

Thursday, February 9, 2012

This Is What Happens When You've Been Married Longer Than 5 Years

We've been married 9 years next month.

And let the record show I DO try to mind my own butthole.

Tuesday, February 7, 2012

My WTF?! Moment of the Day With Amazon

So today I am searching Amazon for a SHOWER SEAT to give Adam for Valentine's day.

Get your mind out of the gutter people.  He likes to take long showers and sit under the hot water.


I go to Amazon, click the search bar and begin to type in...


And you know how it gives you suggestions on your item?

I'm two letters into "seat" and these are the suggestions Amazon gives me:

Ummm.  OMG.   

My mind goes so many gross places.  Doesn't this mean someone was searching for it?  And what the hell kind of product would someone be looking for in this regard???

And the biggest WTF goes to Amazon, WHOSE FIRST SEARCH RESULT is "Father to Daughter: Life Lessons on Raising A Girl".

Thank you for sharing this bizarre moment with me, Bleeps.  

Now I'm off to run my head into the corner of my desk 5 or 6 times, try and shake this off.

Monday, February 6, 2012

I Don't Have Enough Advocay T-Shirts

funny facebook fails - Tourettes Tee